My class was discussing words with multiple meanings.  Our illustrious teacher's guide offered a classic:  'hot.'  We delicately made our way through its various applications, unscathed but for a few nervous giggles, and continued with several other exemplars--fire, lie, and one representative of the current vernacular:  sick.   I then asked the students if anyone could think of another example.  
A girl raised her hand.  
"Yes, Elsa?"  
"Squat!"
I'm sure I looked a bit puzzled as I considered her answer, so Elsa began to elaborate.  "Like I can 'squat' down, or like a "Squat Team!"  
None of Elsa's classmates seemed to find this at all funny, and I managed to conceal my own amusement as I suggested that Elsa had likely meant "SWAT Team."    
 
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