"Oh, you don't want one, Tony? Are you O.K.?"
"Yes, I'm fine, but I gave up chocolate for Lent."
"Oh, alright--good for you. Thank you for telling me," I said, moving on.
Just then another child asked, "What's Lent?"
Before Tony could answer, a third little boy interjected, "Isn't it that stuff that comes out of your belly-button?"